Cruel Joke

I have been the recipient of a cruel joke recently.

We got a package in the mail, well my wife did.  She wasn't expecting one and didn't know what it was all about since it came straight from the store, so I started opening it for her.  It was very exciting, free packages brought by fed ex are always exciting, even though it was from an olive company (hate olives).  After I got the box open first thing I see BUBBLE WRAP!! Who doesn't love some bubble wrap?  I was excited to play with it and let the little guy walk on it and see him get excited about it.  It is always fun to watch the simplest things excite him, heck I like when the simplest things excite me.

Well not this bubble wrap.  No this is un-poppable bubble wrap.  How fair is that?  Why would you do that to a person?  I even stepped on it, granted I have lost some weight but I should still be able to pop it.  Not this stuff, the bubbles are all connected so the air just flows from one bubble to another.  Granted this is probably better for the safety of the product it is wrapping up, but who cares about that!  I want to pop some bubble wrap!

Nice gesture present to my wife ruined for me!